To us and ourselves.

For who else will I share this cigar with?

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 

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my-quotes-about-life:

My Best Love Quotes #NewPost [25]

my-quotes-about-life:

My Best Love Quotes #NewPost [25]

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breakingbadon:

THAT LIP BITE THOUGH ♥ 

This is why i can never get anything productive done

breakingbadon:

THAT LIP BITE THOUGH  

This is why i can never get anything productive done

Finally decided to start my novel. I’m so nervous and scared but I can’t wait to see if I can actually put it all onto paper 

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

No matter how many times I see this, I still can’t decide whose face is the best.

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I’m absolutely terrified of April the first I mean what if I’m alone and seriously hurt myself and no one believes me? I think I need like a safe word or bubble wrap or something..

emilycoffin:

mysubmind:

💕

Good.

emilycoffin:

mysubmind:

💕

Good.

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I just wanted to say that I didn’t know Thresh, I only spoke to him once. He could have killed me, but instead he showed me mercy. That’s a debt I’ll never be able to repay.

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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lmusent:

"Air above me, earth below me, fire within me."

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fathovercat said: I'm very American so I need help with a question on Australian culture: how many Aussies does it take to change a lightbulb?

goryghastlymeanandcruel:

we don’t have lightbulbs in australia - the sun is up for 20 hours of the day and in the “dark time” (you’d call it night) we have the lights of the nearby bushfires to guide us. such an american concept, lightbulbs! you must be so american.

stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

You death will be quick and pineless

stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

You death will be quick and pineless

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tigre75:

Tigre75

chinup-chestout:

mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

Also please explain why this is not in chronological order it makes me very uncomfortable

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