i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
I’m absolutely terrified of April the first I mean what if I’m alone and seriously hurt myself and no one believes me? I think I need like a safe word or bubble wrap or something..
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
seductioneyesroomie said: I'm very American so I need help with a question on Australian culture: how many Aussies does it take to change a lightbulb?
we don’t have lightbulbs in australia - the sun is up for 20 hours of the day and in the “dark time” (you’d call it night) we have the lights of the nearby bushfires to guide us. such an american concept, lightbulbs! you must be so american.
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
Also please explain why this is not in chronological order it makes me very uncomfortable